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Webinar Training Part 2 – Open Rate Mojo

by Andy Jenkins on September 20, 2009

“The Greatest problem of Communication is the Illusion that it has been Accomplished.”

~ George Bernard Shaw

“My life is a like a Bollywood version of Space Balls that was directed by Ed Wood – with the occasional musical number.”

~ Andy Jenkins

Fan Mail!

After drunk blogging on Friday, here’s the thanks I get:

Man... Tough Crowd these days...

Man... Tough Crowd these days...

Everyone should follow @wtleonard, and any time he tweets anything, just reply with “Not Impressed”.

…and they say Social Media is a fad.

About those videos I released…

Hey!  Thanks for the super-cool responses! Many viewers seemed particularly enthusiastic about the music. One email said:

“..dude, that Jazz soundtrack just kinda sneaks up on you and BAM, you’re hooked!”

That’s why on some videos,  you gotz to use teh Ninjazz (Video marketing has its own language, see…)

More Video Training!  With Ninjazz!

Today’s videos are all about getting more people to listen to you (Without resorting to harsh language or nudity). [click to continue…]

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A little Free Video Training for Friday Happy Fun TIme

by Andy Jenkins on September 18, 2009

Friday, 9:03 AM Pacific Time

I’ve been experimenting, see…

After having a personal crisis of confidence, I decided face my inner demons.  They mostly look like this:

88393(That is possibly the BEST Arnold Line EVER)

So, I fired up the ole’ Adobe Creative Suite (Simply because the name “Creative Suite”  has exciting ramifications) and proceeded to inquire after my previously well-heeled Video Skills.  It’s been 4 months since I made any sorta fancy video and there is a disctinct possiblity that I left what small shred of talent that I had dying on the doorstep of self-actualization.

Good LORD, remind me to NEVER have a Venti (I think that means “Ridiculously Humongous”) Carmel-Macchiato-Fancy-Coffee-Thing from Starbucks before I scribble off a blog post.

Anyway, I made some Video for you. Yep.  Lots of Video.  Fun Video. Thought Provoking Video.  Actionable Video. Videos with Clever Names.  And if you act now, you can have all of my secrets.

DAMN IT!  I wonder if a couple of Corona’s would counter-act this caffeine buzz? It’s Noon somewhere… BRB.

Friday, 9:32 AM Pacific Time.

The cat is giving me a disapproving look. Still thirsty. There’s like 3 beers left from that six-pack… BRB.

Friday, 9: 44 AM Pacific Time.

Did you hear that Hugh Heffffffner is getting a divorce? Well, there goes his conservative Catholic Fan Base.

1 Beer left… The keys on my keyboard feel squishy.

Friday, 9:48 AM Pacific Time.

HEY!  I just got an emailz that said I won the FRICKING LOTTERY!  Maybe that’s the email subject line to use from now on. “[Firstname], You WON!”

Worked on me. Worth a split test.

Friday 9:55 AM Pacific Time

You look pretty today. (Wink)

Frydai somtyme.  mornin-ish.

ClIcK hEre fO fRee viDeoooos.  i dAre yoU.

Pretty! Pretty Video Stuff! Click It, yo.

Pretty! Pretty Video Stuff! Click It, yo.

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