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The Silver Fox and Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody

This is pure awesome...

Sometimes you get what’s coming around…

And sometimes you ARE what’s coming around.

~Dunno, but I am totally adopting that saying

Turn off the TV, put on your headphones, and witness GENIUS unfold before your eyes…

It is still my passionate belief that every anchor on FOX and CNN (except Wolf Blitzer, because his name is WOLF, duh.) should be replaced with a Muppet counterpart.

And if I were a Muppet Anchor, I’d tell you:

“BREAKING NEWS! The SILVER FOX Launches OPERATION: QUICK-START today at 3pm Eastern!”

(Hey, what I lack in Style I make up for with originality)

Then I’d direct you to the Silver Fox’s (AKA Jeff Johnson) blog thing – where today he will unleash a system of Software Applications and Training designed to create qualified traffic from scratch.

This software is not for the faint-of-heart or meek-in-spirit.  And all that means is, Operation: Quickstart is AGGRESSIVE.  Jeff is not known for being subtle when it comes to money-getting, and this program is no exception.

I DO recommend Jeff to intermediate and advanced Marketers who have some experience in Affiliate Marketing and have an interest in Software-centered web page generation techniques.

If you’re very inexperienced, exercise caution because there’s a lot of how-to material that you’ll need to learn in the interests of getting traffic.  Jeff’s software makes it easy, but if you’re still learning you way around the online-blogopolous and interwebz, just be ready to hit the ground running.

On the OTHER HAND, if you’re got some chops and are not intimidated by hardcore software-assisted traffic generation and affiliate marketing (You know who you are), then have a go with Jeff.

I could say something clever and heart-felt like “Jeff is my “Go To Guy” when it comes to SEO and Affiliate Marketing” blah blah blah.    The fact is, Jeff isn’t my Go To Guy when it comes to SEO

Jeff is a Money-Getter.

He’s focused on the BOTTOM LINE, and simply see’s Search Engine Traffic as a means to making more money.

Mercenary?  Yup.

Effective? Dayum!

Here’s my highly camoflauged “I’ll get compensated if you buy something from Jeff” affiliate link:

http://www.undergroundtraininglabs.com/live.php?1094362

How ninja is that link?  Wanna see it again?

http://www.undergroundtraininglabs.com/live.php?1094362

BAM!  Like a BOSS!

And, btw, Happy Thanksgiving (Known as Carbohydrate Amnesty Day at my house),

Andy “Pecan’s across Southern California are running scared today as I gear up for tomorrow’s savage Pie Eating Massacre” Jenkins

Please read my Affiliate Disclaimer: From time to time, I will promote, endorse, or suggest products and/or services for sale that are not my own. My recommendation is ALWAYS based on my personal belief that the product and it’s author will provide excellent and valuable information or service. This may be based on a review of that product, my personal or professional relationship with that person or company, and/or a previous positive experience with the person or company who’s product I am recommending. In most cases, I will be compensated via a commission if you decide to purchase that product based on my recommendation. In some cases, I will receive the product for free for review purposes, or just to use. In some cases, I have used that product to my personal satisfaction in my own business.

IMPORTANT: Always Always ALWAYS do your OWN due-diligence before making any purchases, whether I recommend them or not. Never, EVER purchase anything that you cannot afford. Avoid purchasing products that do not have a clearly stated Money Back Guarantee, or that promise ridiculous results, like “Getting Rich Quick”. Most people don’t do anything with the products they buy, and most of the time, their results are zero – kind of like that Bowflex that I bought that is now serving as a clothing rack… No, there is no such thing as a “Free Lunch”. Don’t do drugs, stay in school, etc. Be safe out there!

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  1. Hey Andy,

    Love how you can tie together “seemingly unconnected” elements.

    If only my brain synapses could make that connection!

    Maybe another beer would help…

    :) Howard

  2. Mike says:

    And again, you deliver Andy.
    That is True Genius!
    Thanks for the share and Happy T-Day to you!

  3. Jim Allmon says:

    Animal is da… er… animal! Thanks amigo!

  4. Hello Andy,
    Great pitch, I am still trying to explain it to my partner Liz. Just send me a straight forward email, next time please! Thank You, Sean.

    • LOL SEAN! There’s not a whole lot about me that’s “Straight forward”, but as a loyal reader, I am honor-bound to do better for you.

      Here ya go:

      Jeff Johnson makes software that creates highly SEO Optimized Web Pages. The software ALSO interfaces with key affiliate networks and makes the process of serving offers on your Highly Optimized Web Pages very simple.

      He has been doing this program for 4 years. I know Jeff both personally and professionally – I find him to be extremely reliable, hyper intelligent, and focused on results (you may read that to mean that he is not “touchy-feely”, like I am…). I have first-hand experience with his products, and find them to be well conceived and effective – assuming that the proper action is exerted in the service of their purpose (BAMM!).

      Therefore, I reccomend Jeff’s product, but only if you are intermediate or advanced in your experience as an Internet Marketer.

      http://www.undergroundtraininglabs.com/live.php?1094362

      How was that?

  5. Wow! Genius Andy! Like it very much. Having fun and making money.

  6. Peter Fry says:

    Naw, here’s my favorite, gr8 to lighten up now and again! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHTCPkSxHss

  7. cbiz says:

    GENIUS! Those muppets can (rock)! Gots to keep tha Wolf!

  8. Loved the video Andy, but still don’t get the connection.
    And the picture of the cappuccino on the right tops it off…
    Results: I’m clicking on every link to find out what Jeff has to say (in his own words)… lol

  9. The muppets added all the flavor like the whip cream on the Pumpkin Pie!

    Jeff’s product does work. And I’m just talking bout the free software.
    I can’t imagine the full version. Oh, my traffic doubled in one day after I installed Jeff’s “Free” version…

    Jeff Parker

  10. Hello Andy I visited to see if there was any info regarding your upcoming project. I can write but finding something to write about is just such a major stumbling block! What shall I be an expert on? I know indecision maybe.
    I do need something other than hosting to do, for a bit of a break when I tire of all bandwidth related subjects.

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Please Read My Affiliate Disclaimer: From time to time, I will promote, endorse, or suggest products and/or services for sale that are not my own. My recommendation is ALWAYS based on my personal belief that the product and it’s author will provide excellent and valuable information or service. This may be based on a review of that product, my personal or professional relationship with that person or company, and/or a previous positive experience with the person or company who’s product I am recommending. In most cases, I will be compensated via a commission if you decide to purchase that product based on my recommendation. In some cases, I will receive the product for free for review purposes, or just to use. In some cases, I have used that product to my personal satisfaction in my own business.

IMPORTANT: Always Always ALWAYS do your OWN due-diligence before making any purchases, whether I recommend them or not. Never, EVER purchase anything that you cannot afford. Avoid purchasing products that do not have a clearly stated Money Back Guarantee, or that promise ridiculous results, like “Getting Rich Quick?. Most people don’t do anything with the products they buy, and most of the time, their results are zero – kind of like that Bowflex that I bought that is now serving as a clothing rack… No, there is no such thing as a “Free Lunch?. Don’t do drugs, stay in school, etc. Be safe out there!


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